Digital
£1.99
14.8cm
10.5cm
Mini
£2.99
21cm
14.8cm
Classic
£3.99
29.7cm
21cm
Giant
£5.99
Beer Bottle Diver Personalised CardBeer Bottle Diver Personalised Card
£1.99 – £5.99Arrives Mon 31 Aug – Wed 2 Sept
For the bloke who treats beer like a personality trait, this absurd bottle-diving card lets you add names, a message, photo details and occasion wording to make the joke land properly.
See how you can make it theirs.
Every card can be personalised with their own details to create something truly unique.
Supports couples, families and groups
AfterBefore
Father's Day
Corona
Father's Day
Corona
Everything you need to know
Quality you can see and feel
- Premium, glossy card made to keep
- Sturdy 280gsm gloss art card with a smooth finish.
- Brown Kraft envelope
- A brown Kraft envelope is included with every card.
- Sustainably sourced paper
- Made using paper from sustainably managed sources.
- Printed with water-based inks
- Water-based inks produce crisp colour and clear detail.
Make it unmistakably theirs
- Personalise every page, inside and out
- Add your own photos & text
- Powerful drag-and-drop editor
- Change as much—or as little—as you like
- Preview every page before ordering
Choose where the card goes and we’ll take care of the rest.
Send direct to them
We’ll print your card, include an envelope, and post it straight to their address.
Best for: a surprise delivered to their door
Send to yourself
We’ll send the card and envelope to you, ready for you to write, sign, or hand-deliver.
Best for: adding a handwritten message
Estimated delivery
Mon 31 Aug – Wed 2 Sept
Choose your sending option at checkout. Postage is shown before payment.
- Made for
- Boyfriend, Brother, Brother-In-Law, Colleague, Dad, Fiancé, Friend, Grandad, Grandson, Husband, Nephew, Son, Uncle
- Great for
- Birthday, Father's Day
- Tone
- Funny, Playful, Simple
Beer, ego, and absolutely no dignity.This design goes all in on pub-legend energy: a shirtless man balancing dramatically on the neck of a beer bottle beside a full pint, topped off with a huge distressed headline. It is daft, overconfident and very specific in the best way, aimed squarely at the sort of man who would absolutely back himself in this situation after a couple of pints.
Because this template supports proper personalisation, you can make the joke far more pointed than a standard off-the-shelf card. Add the recipient name, include your own message inside, and use a photo detail so the character in the artwork feels closer to the actual victim. The wording can also be adapted for supported occasions, including and Father's Day, which makes it a strong pick for dads, husbands, brothers, mates and other men with big beer opinions.
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