License to Grill Personalised Birthday CardLicense to Grill Personalised Birthday Card

£1.99 – £5.99Arrives Thu 15 Oct – Sat 17 Oct

For the birthday bloke who thinks cooking sausages is a high-risk operation, this turns him into a harnessed barbecue action hero with his own photo on the front.

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See how you can make it theirs.

Every card can be personalised with their own details to create something truly unique. If you’re sending as a couple, family or group, you can feature together in this design too.

BeforeAfter Birthday card before personalisation

BeforeAfter Birthday card before personalisation

Everything you need to know

Digital

£1.99

14.8cm

10.5cm

Mini

£2.99

21cm

14.8cm

Classic

£3.99

29.7cm

21cm

Giant

£5.99

Quality you can see and feel

Premium, glossy card made to keep: Sturdy 280gsm gloss art card with a smooth finish.
Brown Kraft envelope: A brown Kraft envelope is included with every card.
Sustainably sourced paper: Made using paper from sustainably managed sources.
Printed with water-based inks: Water-based inks produce crisp colour and clear detail.

Make it unmistakably theirs

Personalise every page, inside and out
Add your own photos & text
Powerful drag-and-drop editor
Change as much—or as little—as you like
Preview every page before ordering

Choose where the card goes and we’ll take care of the rest.

Send direct to them

We’ll print your card, include an envelope, and post it straight to their address.

Best for: a surprise delivered to their door

Send to yourself

We’ll send the card and envelope to you, ready for you to write, sign, or hand-deliver.

Best for: adding a handwritten message

Estimated delivery

Thu 15 Oct – Sat 17 Oct

Choose your sending option at checkout. Postage is shown before payment.

Made for: Boyfriend, Brother, Brother-In-Law, Colleague, Dad, Fiancé, Friend, Grandad, Grandson, Husband, Nephew, Son, Uncle
Great for: Birthday
Tone: Funny, Playful, Simple

This is barbecue delusion at its finest.The whole joke lands in the ridiculous seriousness of it: a man suspended in a harness, sunglasses on, flying across a garden patio to work the grill like national security depends on the burgers. The huge LICENSE TO GRILL headline leans fully into the action-film spoof, while the smoky barbecue, hard shadows and brutal red background make the whole thing look far more intense than any normal cookout has a right to be.

This version is set up as a birthday card, so it works brilliantly for dads, husbands, brothers, sons, grandads, mates and other men who act like they were born to command the barbecue. You can personalise it with the recipient's photo and put him directly into the scene, which makes the joke feel nicely pointed. Great for adults who take grilling, gadgets and garden showing-off far too seriously.